13 Days of Creepmas, Day 4

I was so incredibly busy yesterday that I completely forgot to do my Creepmas post! I'm sorry, but I'm back on my game now. And to make up for it, I'll do two today.

When we were kids, did we ever realize how incredibly terrifying the mall-santas were? I know I always looked forward to having my picture taken with Santa, but maybe they weren't so weird then. I don't know. But kids these days seem terrified of them, and rightfully so. I think I would be too.

Creepy Santas

This one scares ME!

He's not really all that scary, but his mustache is!

"Be quiet. I'm about to eat your child."

I think one of the requirements for hiring a Santa should be that he NOT look like a child molester. Why has Santa, the most jolly man in the world, become so damn scary? All of these photos and more can be found at Creepysantahotos.com


  1. I agree about the creepy Santas! When my son was 8 months old we took him to a Santa that was seriously bad. My son had no idea what we stowed upon him, but I remember wanting to cry myself. My husband to this very day calls him "Crackhead Kris Kringle." haha... we still have the photo, buried deep, but we still have it.

  2. Well, I haven't had to deal with them since I was a child. I dread doing that to my child when I have one. Maybe they won't be so bad when that time comes. I can only hope...A lady I work with told me that her granddaughter is absolutely terrified of Santa. Not just the mall Santas - any kind of Santa decoration at all. She'll cry and scream "No!" until they take him away. I don't know what happened to him, but Santa just isn't the same anymore.